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Old 08-20-2012, 09:38 PM
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I missed the "woman" boat on that one. There are few things I will
Do barefoot. Blech. Walk around the kitchen barefoot is my own personal hell lol.

Maybe that is why Brian had a fruedian slip and said (quite a few years ago) "i am so happy to be your wife". Bwahahaha. I am sending him to the kitchen to make me a sammich


Yeah. Freudian slip? Ha. Probably. <ahem>

But I draw the line at "make me a sammich". You know why I NEED to make the sammiches.... Eh?
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Old 08-20-2012, 09:42 PM
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Speaking as one who rarely is (was?) in agreement with Dizzy.

All I can say is... Humor is something I reckon MOST of us can agree on....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour (for instance)
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Old 08-20-2012, 09:43 PM
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Yeah. Freudian slip? Ha. Probably. <ahem>

But I draw the line at "make me a sammich". You know why I NEED to make the sammiches.... Eh?
Hush...

My inability to make a grilled cheese is out secret... Errr... Doh.

I can roast the heck out of a chicken and turn the rest into homemade chicken soup that is to die for but ask me to make something simple like grilled cheese and you get an inedible charcoal brickette LOL
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Old 08-20-2012, 09:56 PM
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I laughed. Especially at his weird zombie walk.

And FWIW, it didn't even seem like a dig at men in general. More like a dig at the type of guy who would run up and grab a strange woman.
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:05 PM
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You'd better stop that before you wind up preggers.
:O that's how it happens?!
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:38 PM
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I laughed. Especially at his weird zombie walk.

And FWIW, it didn't even seem like a dig at men in general. More like a dig at the type of guy who would run up and grab a strange woman.
It wasn't a "dig at men" that I have a problem with.

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Old 08-21-2012, 12:39 AM
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I love that you're getting on the defensive over something you ASKED what we thought of
No, it was a faux debate to trick you wimmin to the thread for the funnies. You got it wrong love!

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Double sigh

I couldn't find it offensive even if I tried REALLY hard. It reminds me of a Seinfeld joke or something.

And yes, if you have experience dating a few guys, you'll find that the majority turn into scared little babies at the hint of commitment. Even if they're clingy and call you constantly and really do want to be committed! In general men (mostly young men) are pressured by other men to not be tied down by their girlfriends. While most women are pressured by other women to get married.

I really hate dumping guys, and I'll admit... I once told a guy I wanted us to get serious only because I knew he'd bounce! Then he tried to call me like nothing happened a month later, and I was like "umm I have a new boyfriend. derp." It works. Probably not for creepy rapists though, that's an exaggeration. But the zombie walk is awesome. I wonder if that method works for zombie dudes?
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:41 AM
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Yes. If you spend enough time barefoot in the kitchen making sandwiches, you'll get spontaneously knocked up!!! Trust me. :|
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Old 08-21-2012, 08:17 AM
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I find this thread completely and ridiculously hilarious! And Im baffled but how offensive people find a simple joke

And yes beware being barefoot in the kitchen or pregnancy will ensue shortly! Twins if your barefoot making a sammich
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