Dog Site - Dog Stuff
Dog Forum | Dog Pictures

Go Back   Chazhound Dog Forum > Dog and Pet Fun > Dog Jokes and Cartoons


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 12-14-2004, 05:46 PM
MeatyTreats MeatyTreats is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 602
Talking Free To A Good Home!!

Free To A Good Home
Rescue Help Needed ASAP!!!!!

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!

They are described as:

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home.
One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-14-2004, 09:01 PM
Renee750il's Avatar
Renee750il Renee750il is offline
Felurian
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Where the selas blooms
Posts: 94,266
Default

Roflmao!
__________________
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha

Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted.


There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe

***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation."
Rumi
Be a god. Know when to shut up.


Good Kharma Tags
Felurian
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-14-2004, 09:59 PM
poodlesmom's Avatar
poodlesmom poodlesmom is offline
Top Dog
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Halfmoon, NY
Posts: 1,870
Default

Thank you so very much! The laughs your story brought to me were very much needed & appreciated! That was a riot!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-15-2004, 12:11 AM
southern_girl09's Avatar
southern_girl09 southern_girl09 is offline
GSP/Lab Mix!
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 367
Default

lol! You would want them back
__________________
RIP Chance (11-14-05 ) You are missed.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:31 PM.


1997-2013 Chazhound Dog Site