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Old 02-03-2006, 12:59 PM
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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

^^ hehe so true
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:02 PM
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LoL...If my Shih Tzu could talk, I can totally see him saying that. Spoiled little bugger!
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:29 PM
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Default How Many Dogs Does it Take To Screw in A Light Bulb?

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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Chloe - why change a light bulb, when I can chase birds, squirrels and rabbits...
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Old 11-11-2007, 01:18 AM
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Corgi: I can't reach the lightbulb, but I'll happily bark loudly to make sure it doesn't leap out of the socket and attack you! WOOF! WOOF!

Australian Cattle Dog: I keep nipping this lightbulb's heels, but it hasn't gotten up and put itself in the socket yet! Is it stupid or something?
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:18 AM
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Quote:
Corgi: I can't reach the lightbulb, but I'll happily bark loudly to make sure it doesn't leap out of the socket and attack you! WOOF! WOOF!
ROFLMAO! So true!

(This is also the standard procedure for balloons in the house.)
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An Airedale would say. (Well all the ones I've known)

Answer 1
You want me to what? Did I bust the last one? Do I need a light bulb? No you flicked the switch and no I can see in the dark. Tell you what we will both go to the light bulb shop. Obviously passing the park, the pet shop and the butchers on the way. Then when we get back I will gladly climb the step ladder (when you are already balancing on top) just to check you are doing the job right.

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Lets get this straight you've hidden 1 lb of sausages in a smell proof bag in this dark room 1.2.3. and we have light.
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Dalmation: ... WHAT?! Someone, fix the lightbulb! They can't see my pretty spotted fur in the dark!
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I've always loved this !!!! Too true !!
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I always saw the GSD on lists like that saying "First, I'll secure the perimeter, then, when everyones outside I'll change the lightbulb."
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