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Old 05-13-2005, 12:27 PM
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Dalmation: The way i see it is black and white, someone anyone! just climb up and change that light bulb!!!1
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Old 05-23-2005, 01:06 PM
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LOL these are are so funny!

Cocker Spaniel (mine doesn't pee on the carpets lol) : As soon as I can get my tail to stop wagging, I'll get to it!

Westie: hmmmm let me see if I can dig one up around here (to change it)!
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Old 05-23-2005, 05:44 PM
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Borzoi: I'll pin it down so the collie can rope N bag it. But first, let me run 20 times around it, ok?
If the personification of the perpetuation of the rising climate towards economic diversity is simply a reflected falacy of our subconcious inability to comprehend the meaning of life, what are we doing here?
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Old 06-05-2005, 02:54 AM
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Anatolian: Did someone say something to me?
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:10 PM
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Shiva: "I don't need light to find the food, sillies!"
Kharma: "Neither do I, and if there's no light, no one can see it was me and will think Shiva did it!"
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha

Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted.

There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe

***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation."
Be a god. Know when to shut up.

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Old 06-29-2005, 12:17 PM
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LOL Renee!!!

THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs (duuuhhh). So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

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Old 07-12-2005, 03:23 AM
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Border Collie: Ok, just a sec. i need to figure out which lead fits where and is A+ goes with b-.... Hmmmm. Might have to look it up...

Standed poodle: You think what? Lets see... Well, if i don't want to get my nails dirty or my pur-rity coat messed up, then i think not. Go get Border Collie Senior to do it. Put the pay on me!
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Old 07-27-2005, 08:56 PM
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Beagle:Can I chew the old one to pieces?

It's all fun and games until someone loses and eyeball...then it's PING PONG!!!

Dain bramaged
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:57 AM
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lol that's funny! I had a good laugh at that one (silent laugh)

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Old 01-17-2006, 12:22 PM
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sheltie:runs around in circle is it alive ????!!! ill like it it willbe ok! will someone please go get a replacment i want to revive thenone thtas lost!!!!!HELP i trhink its gone forever
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