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#21
04-14-2005, 06:29 PM
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Westie: Show me the treats first.
Pointer: There's the light bulb...I see it....I see it...I see it.... Greyhound: If it isn't moving I'm not going to do anything with it.
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No touchy. BSL - Bull Sh!t Law Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away. And you'll be here, in my arms. Just sleeping. 
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#22
04-14-2005, 07:26 PM
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What about one for a Great Dane?
I'm not good with jokes so if anyone thinks of one... 
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#23
04-14-2005, 07:33 PM
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How about
Great Dane: Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back??????????? I found it on another website...shhh 
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#26
04-15-2005, 12:13 AM
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ROFLMAO! I can see that one, Grammy!
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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian
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04-15-2005, 05:19 AM
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Bloodhound: Where's that lightbulb, i'm going to seek it out and then i'm going to rescue the old one!!
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Secondhand Dog(s) Owners! The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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#28
04-24-2005, 03:17 PM
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I think the more accurate Chihuahua saying would be: My bark is b-b-bigger than my b-b-bite, and I will SCARE the lightbulb back into the screw!... If I can s-s-stand still l-l-l-o-n-n-ng enough! BARK!!
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My angel, my best friend, my Roxy Mae. There are no words to describe what you meant to me. RIP bebe. "A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10 http://www.petfinder.com
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#29
04-24-2005, 03:25 PM
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The cat (any breed): You want to me to do what?? Wait... you want me to move out of this sunny spot on the floor?
The Chow: But I just moved last night! And I can't do it unless my owner tells me too. The Shih-Tzu: I would be happy to do it if it will make you happy! Because I am happy. And beautiful, but can't forget happy! Pekingnese: I would pick it up for you, but my face is too flat to do so... Therefore, I am going to get my hair done. Good Luck! Pit Bull: Does my owner want me to? If so, I will go fetch it and put it in, all while smiling and showing my gorgeous white smile.
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My angel, my best friend, my Roxy Mae. There are no words to describe what you meant to me. RIP bebe. "A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10 http://www.petfinder.com
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#30
04-24-2005, 06:54 PM
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heres another one for a pittie but all i want to do is sleep mama the onlything ill do is cuddle it *snore* lol
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