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Old 02-29-2004, 11:36 AM
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Default Don't Talk to the Parrot!

In the same vein as "Crime Doesn't Pay" - but with a nasty twist:

"Pets At Home"

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.

He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check."

"By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.

But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.

However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus!"


I want to give credit to LadyHawke at www.jokedujour.com for this one.
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Old 07-06-2004, 02:44 AM
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hahahahah What type of lady teaches their parrot to say that?
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Old 07-06-2004, 09:56 AM
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lol hahaha I've always loved that joke!
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:57 PM
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hahahha that's funny! reminds me of that movie... cats? oh i don't remember but the cat was in charge and told the dogs what to do... lol this bird has got the dog totally and completely under control... lol
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Old 07-10-2004, 12:10 AM
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hahahahah What type of lady teaches their parrot to say that?
I agree, it still is funny though.
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:58 AM
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hahahahahahah.....
lol funny!!!
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Old 07-15-2004, 02:12 PM
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That is really funny!!! Although, she did try to warn him.
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Old 11-26-2004, 03:02 PM
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There is a funny .swf file I saw called Jesus is watching you. It is listed at swf toons. It is worth watching, Brent
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