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Old 05-30-2012, 06:45 PM
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Default People make me laugh with the things they say

I've been told my house would be nicer without the dogs. They're disgusting animals because they lick their privates and roll around in dead things and poop. lol I can think of some really good replies that I should've said. lol
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Old 05-30-2012, 06:50 PM
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I had someone ask me if I 'worry' about the fur.

I said, "No. I own a broom, so it's okay."
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:30 PM
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I had someone ask me if I 'worry' about the fur.

I said, "No. I own a broom, so it's okay."
My response would be something along the lines of how the fur adds cushioning and warmth to the floors.
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:33 PM
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"Well at least they don't poop in the house."
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:15 PM
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My response would have been "Nicer for who?"
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:18 PM
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To be fair they can be pretty gross, alright...
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:22 PM
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To be fair they can be pretty gross, alright...
Yeah, a couple of my boyfriends have been pretty dang foul too...
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:25 PM
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Yeah, a couple of my boyfriends have been pretty dang foul too...
Has one come up for a kiss with chunks of cat faeces stuck to his gums? lol
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Has one come up for a kiss with chunks of cat faeces stuck to his gums? lol
I've had to ask a few to brush their teeth before they get any closer to my face... LOL Then again I don't let my dogs lick me either (and I have no litter box which helps!)
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:31 PM
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Has one come up for a kiss with chunks of cat faeces stuck to his gums? lol
That wouldn't have surprised me from some of mine...
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