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Old 11-05-2005, 08:22 PM
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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner.
After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes,
leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair.
Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked.
The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get to hell outa there before he shits on your head!
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:24 PM
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ha ha ha! Too funny. I love it
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:26 PM
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LOLOLOL that is great!!
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:31 PM
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HAHAHAHA! lol i love it!!
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:35 PM
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glad you all like the joke, it's a pretty old one
I am surprised you have not heard it already
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:35 PM
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Great joke, one of my all-time favorites. Thanks for posting it.
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Old 11-05-2005, 09:55 PM
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I hadn't and it really made my bf laugh too. Boys and their fart jokes
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Old 11-06-2005, 01:38 AM
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hahahahahahahaha
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Old 11-17-2005, 06:32 PM
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I'm so surprised I havnt heard that one! HA HA! ROFLMAO!
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Old 11-19-2005, 01:23 AM
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That's too funny!
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