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Old 02-22-2012, 11:31 AM
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...Why does this not surprise me?


Upon meeting my parents and hearing stories about my childhood a lot of people are like
"well.. now you make sense" lol
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:35 AM
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You can trap leprechauns on Saint Patrick's Day. Those little Keebler elf cookies are the best bait.

The car won't run unless all the seatbelts are on.

You can watch as much TV as you want unless you wake up Mom. Once Mom is awake that TV is going off. So you best be as quiet as you can first thing in the morning- my father told me this.

Grandma is in fact a witch. It's best not to anger her or she will curse you.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:39 AM
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I did let all of mine look for pots of gold..we would make them with the hose but they never ran fast enough.
when my son was very young he said God hears you best in sunbeams..and we had to stop in them and think good thoughts. I didn't tell him that tho, it was all his own.

The car wont run without seat belts on...that should be a classic.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:54 AM
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My dad is the king of this. The one I always remember from being a LITTLE kid was that if I didn't hold my breath passing a grave yard, a ghost would get inside me through my breath and take over my body. It could be a good one, it could be a bad one, but I wouldn't be me any more.

THANKS DAD. Still hold my breath to this day.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:01 PM
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My dad is the king of this. The one I always remember from being a LITTLE kid was that if I didn't hold my breath passing a grave yard, a ghost would get inside me through my breath and take over my body. It could be a good one, it could be a bad one, but I wouldn't be me any more.

THANKS DAD. Still hold my breath to this day.
Bwahahahaha. MY daddidthat too!!!
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:42 PM
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If you unscrew your belly button your butt will fall off.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:02 PM
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Bwahahahaha. MY daddidthat too!!!
I feel better knowing I wasn't scarred for life alone!
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:24 PM
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Pregnant women get that way by eating watermelon seeds. I used to have mini panic attacks whenever I accidentally swallowed watermelon seeds.
This. But I was always told that if you eat a watermelon seed a watermelon would grow inside your stomach.
I still don't swallow watermelon seeds, or any seeds, to this day. I don't want a watermelon or a grape or a squash growing in my tummy! Lol.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:25 PM
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My dad is the king of this. The one I always remember from being a LITTLE kid was that if I didn't hold my breath passing a grave yard, a ghost would get inside me through my breath and take over my body. It could be a good one, it could be a bad one, but I wouldn't be me any more.

THANKS DAD. Still hold my breath to this day.
Oh h3ll yes! I still hold my breath too.
I don't like scary things, and grave sites & ghosts definitely fall under that category.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:40 PM
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If you unscrew your belly button your butt will fall off.
I racked my brain for the past 5 minutes trying to figure out where I'd heard that before. It was from Kvothe. Which is interesting because that book was just published about a year ago. It must be something a lot of parents tell their unsuspecting kids.
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