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Old 02-19-2012, 06:08 PM
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During our service today I picked up the weekly little paper that has any announcements and prayer requests on it.

The first one was a bit of a type....

It was supposed to be a prayer for someone who was laid off... instead it read

"Pray for *friend* who has been laid. Pray for peace and direction as he finds a new position"



and the one who pointed out the typo after service was the pastors wife lol and our pastor just laughed and said "Wow that one needs to be submitted to church faux pas"
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:20 PM
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Omg.
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Old 02-19-2012, 07:59 PM
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Are you sure you didn't read that in some joke book? That is totally HILARIOUS!

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Old 02-19-2012, 08:28 PM
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I just read that to my parents and they're cracking up just as badly as I am!
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Old 02-20-2012, 07:06 AM
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LOL I cross my heart that this was not from a joke book but from our actual church announcements list LOL
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:12 AM
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Good one!
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:33 AM
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Hahahaha, omg that was awesome.
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