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Old 11-14-2005, 05:01 PM
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Smile How dogs and men are the same

How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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Old 11-14-2005, 05:28 PM
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LOL! I like! Well, my husband does like cats, at least.
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Old 11-15-2005, 10:36 AM
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Ha yea that was a good one.
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Old 11-17-2005, 01:51 AM
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lol true hehe
my furkids...
1 labbie~milo
2 cats~tigger, misty
6 bunnies~fluffy, muffin,bugsy, buttons,twigglets,forsty
2 gerbils~cheese and pickels
2 g.pigs~buzz and dizzy
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Old 11-17-2005, 07:13 PM
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Postman! wheres the postman? *growls*

huh lol
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