Awkward is __________

[elegy]

Accidentally mooning your (male) boss at work.

[CharlieDog]

Do tell.

[Fran101]

"How are you?" <- me
"Fine, how are you?"
"Oh I'm good, how are you?" *wtf is wrong with me*

I also enjoy walking into chairs and apologizing lol

[skittledoo]

Originally Posted by Fran101

"How are you?" <- me
"Fine, how are you?"
"Oh I'm good, how are you?" *wtf is wrong with me*

I also enjoy walking into chairs and apologizing lol

Fran, I do both of these ALL the time and feel ridiculous afterward

[elegy]

Originally Posted by CharlieDog

Do tell.

We had a dog wake up poorly from anesthesia this morning (lots of flailing). I had the front end of her and was trying to keep her safe and me from getting bitten. I was crouched down at a bottom kennel and since I can't manage to keep scrub pants on my butt PLUS had long underwear on underneath which just compounds the problem, my whole freaking butt crack was hanging out and there was NOTHING I could do about it because I couldn't let go of the dog. My boss had helped me carry the dog to her kennel and so he was right there, and then the dog pooped, so he went and got stuff to clean that up, and yeah, my butt crack, BAM. Right THERE.

Sigh.

[CharlieDog]

Bwahaha. Sucks, but what can you do?


Fran I do that allllllll the time. Ugh. Also, apologizing to inanimate objects


And I got autocorrected up there, I realized before I posted, but I thought I should let you knknow that I did something wrong, so it put bum instead of but. Obviously.

[Grab]

Buttcracks are the bane of my workplace, sadly
I am convinced that scrub pants stay on no one..as we have people of all shapes and sizes, and not one has been immune to the sliding pant syndrome

[skittledoo]

I have no rear so I'm doomed to show butt crack whenever I bend over. I mooned one of my clients not too long ago. I bent over to leash her dog up for her and gave her a show. What made it worse is she told our office lady and asked her to politely ask me to keep my pants up. Of course nothing ever helps. I've tried tighter jeans and belts but I'm just not built for most jeans and have a tough time finding the right jeans for my body shape.

[Southpaw]

Originally Posted by Fran101

"How are you?" <- me
"Fine, how are you?"
"Oh I'm good, how are you?" *wtf is wrong with me*

I also enjoy walking into chairs and apologizing lol

How about.....
Employee: Enjoy your meal
Me: Thanks, you too!
*failure*


If it makes you feel better, pretty much everyone I work with has fallen victim to sliding scrub pants. Unfortunately not much you can do about it when you're wrestling a dog!

[JacksonsMom]

Originally Posted by Southpaw

How about.....
Employee: Enjoy your meal
Me: Thanks, you too!
*failure*


If it makes you feel better, pretty much everyone I work with has fallen victim to sliding scrub pants. Unfortunately not much you can do about it when you're wrestling a dog!

Originally Posted by Fran101

"How are you?" <- me
"Fine, how are you?"
"Oh I'm good, how are you?" *wtf is wrong with me*

I also enjoy walking into chairs and apologizing lol

I've done both of these sooo many times and it's always so embarrassing! LOL.