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Old 01-12-2012, 10:51 AM
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Default If there was a black hole of douchiness . . .

This is it.

http://totalfratmove.com/769302

I really, really hope this is fake.

I fear that it is not.
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Old 01-12-2012, 11:06 AM
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Half of me wanted shake my head ...the other half really really really wanted to laugh lol

" A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, mother****er."

"- You***8217;re going to Hell in just about any religion.
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I have heard worse unfortunately.. and in less funny ways.. so honestly, I don't doubt that they are really overheard conversations.
and with an uncle that works at Merill Lynch.. I know he has told me similar things people say around the office, in fact, MUCH WORSE things people say around the office.

You've just gotta laugh at these kinds of things because honestly.. douchebagginess is an incurable disease and if you continue to think too hard about the human race/things people say, your head will explode.
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Old 01-12-2012, 11:17 AM
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Fuel on the fire . . .
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Old 01-12-2012, 11:37 AM
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I can't manage to laugh, because I have too much of an urge to track down the people saying most of that stuff and smack them silly.
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:03 PM
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Slap them?

You're too mild . . .
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:13 PM
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Fuel on the fire . . .
is setting them on fire too harsh?

my fantasies got ahead of my reading comprehension haha
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:41 PM
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I have to admit I giggled at some and goggled at others.

It must be nice to live in such an insular world.
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Old 01-12-2012, 08:49 PM
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is setting them on fire too harsh?

my fantasies got ahead of my reading comprehension haha
This seems infinitely appropriate http://www.historywiz.com/didyouknow...feathering.htm
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just crude alpha male humor, y'all are taking this way to seriously.
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Old 01-12-2012, 09:48 PM
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just crude alpha male humor, y'all are taking this way to seriously.
I found many of them funny. BUT I would say crude wannabe alpha male humour. Many of the comments (not all) seem like they would be said by people with low self esteem, or the sort that have feelings of inadequacy..

NOT alpha traits...
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