OMG! This is hilarious!!! Jessie, those are some real doozers. Actually, your "horse lion" is kind of cute. I have some that look kind of like that. Jackson'smom...too funny how you found those.
Its something that we probably all have thought about, but never brought up in conversation. I know I have some reject ornaments too. They've been taking up space in boxes and moved from house to house since about 1970.
It's impossible to throw them away and equally impossible to put them on any Xmas tree.
"If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams 1776
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."