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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner.
After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. "Duke!" the dad yelled. "This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. "Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. "Duke! Get to hell outa there before he shits on your head! |
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ha ha ha! Too funny. I love it
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LOLOLOL that is great!!
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HAHAHAHA! lol i love it!!
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glad you all like the joke, it's a pretty old one
I am surprised you have not heard it already |
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Great joke, one of my all-time favorites. Thanks for posting it.
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I hadn't and it really made my bf laugh too. Boys and their fart jokes
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hahahahahahahaha
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I'm so surprised I havnt heard that one! HA HA! ROFLMAO!
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That's too funny!
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