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View Poll Results: Can I kill my mom and get away with it?
Yes, your insanity defense is rock solid. 0 0%
No. 5 38.46%
Depends on if the jury gets to smell your dog. 4 30.77%
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:01 AM
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I ask, because today she decided to let Duncan out loose at night.

In her defense, she says I let him out loose all the time.

Uh, yeah, when we are practicing his recall and are in a controlled environment. I don't let him run loose through the neighborhood!

On the plus side, Duncan didn't leave our property, get hit by a car, get lost, etc.

Oh no.

He got sprayed by a skunk.

Now, as if this weren't bad enough. My mom smelled it right away (before Duncan was inside) and gave me this mocking ooops! face. And THEN she tells me Duncan is outside loose.

Fantastic.

So when I call him in to see if he's okay, she yells at me for bringing the stink inside. Now I understand her point, but really, we wouldn't be in this position if she listened to me when I say DOGS MUST BE ON LEAD. Then she proceeds to try and shove him outside, STILL NOT ON LEAD.

WTF?

She says he can't stay here.

Um, this is his home.

Leave him outside, she says.

With the skunk? And you want me to let the stench sink in?

And so now she's giving me **** because the dog smells, and yet I don't see her in a pair of latex gloves, armed with baking soda, shampoo, lemon juice, and hydrogen peroxide.

So, if I decide to strangle her, do you think a jury of my peers will convict or will my insanity defense work?

PS: Duncan also decided that the bathtub is pure evil, so I had to rub him down best I could on the bathroom floor without making a mess. Ha!
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:07 AM
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I had to vote no, because if you do it after making a pole about it, it would be premeditated murder. I dont support publicly announced premeditated murder.

Give it a few months and dont post about it or do any weird searches online.
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:12 AM
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I had to vote no, because if you do it after making a pole about it, it would be premeditated murder. I dont support publicly announced premeditated murder.

Give it a few months and dont post about it or do any weird searches online.
There is the death penalty in NH, however, we haven't executed anyone since 1939. Something to think about.
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:14 AM
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Lock her out there with the skunk.

But be sure to put her leash on her before you do.
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:14 AM
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Crate your Mom outside? Just a thought
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Old 07-08-2011, 07:40 AM
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If Cassie Anthony could kill her child and get away with it....guess anything is possible.
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:05 PM
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If Cassie Anthony could kill her child and get away with it....guess anything is possible.
I know! I can't believe it! Even if you couldn't convict her of murder, she still hid the death of her child! That has to be a crime, improperly disposing of a corpse, something!
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I voted "no".
Poor Duncan though. I got a better idea, How about moving out with him?

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I agree. Really sad!
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Ewww... Not only that but skunks can be quite feisty and actually cause some damage.

I agree lock your Mom out there and let Duncan back in
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Old 07-08-2011, 09:16 PM
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I voted "no".
Poor Duncan though. I got a better idea, How about moving out with him?
Oh god I wish, I don't really trust my parents with them while I'm at college, thankfully I'll only be an hour and a half away and will be back most weekends. If I could get a job close to school I may be able to move out.

I had this dream, when I was 12, that me and a couple other kids who didn't want to part with our dogs could rent a house together,
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