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5 | 38.46% |
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4 | 30.77% |
| Poor Duncan! |
  
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4 | 30.77% |
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#1
07-08-2011, 01:01 AM
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Can I kill my mom and get away with it?
I ask, because today she decided to let Duncan out loose at night.
In her defense, she says I let him out loose all the time. Uh, yeah, when we are practicing his recall and are in a controlled environment. I don't let him run loose through the neighborhood! On the plus side, Duncan didn't leave our property, get hit by a car, get lost, etc. Oh no. He got sprayed by a skunk. Now, as if this weren't bad enough. My mom smelled it right away (before Duncan was inside) and gave me this mocking ooops! face. And THEN she tells me Duncan is outside loose. Fantastic. So when I call him in to see if he's okay, she yells at me for bringing the stink inside. Now I understand her point, but really, we wouldn't be in this position if she listened to me when I say DOGS MUST BE ON LEAD. Then she proceeds to try and shove him outside, STILL NOT ON LEAD. WTF? She says he can't stay here. Um, this is his home. Leave him outside, she says. With the skunk? And you want me to let the stench sink in? And so now she's giving me **** because the dog smells, and yet I don't see her in a pair of latex gloves, armed with baking soda, shampoo, lemon juice, and hydrogen peroxide. So, if I decide to strangle her, do you think a jury of my peers will convict or will my insanity defense work? PS: Duncan also decided that the bathtub is pure evil, so I had to rub him down best I could on the bathroom floor without making a mess. Ha!
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#2
07-08-2011, 01:07 AM
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I had to vote no, because if you do it after making a pole about it, it would be premeditated murder. I dont support publicly announced premeditated murder.
Give it a few months and dont post about it or do any weird searches online.
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07-08-2011, 01:12 AM
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"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way." -Jayne Mansfield Proud owner of Cameron, a Chow Chow mix, and Duncan, a http://www.chazhound.com/forums/t141489/.
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07-08-2011, 01:14 AM
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Lock her out there with the skunk.
But be sure to put her leash on her before you do.
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In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted. There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe ***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation." — Rumi Be a god. Know when to shut up. Good Kharma Tags Felurian
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#5
07-08-2011, 01:14 AM
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Crate your Mom outside? Just a thought
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07-08-2011, 01:05 PM
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"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way." -Jayne Mansfield Proud owner of Cameron, a Chow Chow mix, and Duncan, a http://www.chazhound.com/forums/t141489/.
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07-08-2011, 03:47 PM
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I voted "no".
Poor Duncan though. I got a better idea, How about moving out with him? Quote:
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#9
07-08-2011, 05:58 PM
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Ewww... Not only that but skunks can be quite feisty and actually cause some damage.
I agree lock your Mom out there and let Duncan back in 
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07-08-2011, 08:16 PM
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I had this dream, when I was 12, that me and a couple other kids who didn't want to part with our dogs could rent a house together, 
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"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way." -Jayne Mansfield Proud owner of Cameron, a Chow Chow mix, and Duncan, a http://www.chazhound.com/forums/t141489/.
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