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02-01-2004, 11:29 AM
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Three Wishes
ok this isnt meant to offend anyone- just to get some laughs
One day an old lady was sitting at her old home with her old dog. A fairy suddenly pops up next to her. It tells her, "You have lived a good life. I will now grant you three magic wishes." The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She says, "My first wish is that I will be young and beautiful again." POOF! She is. "My second wish is that I am very rich and live in a mansion." POOF! Her tattered, old house becomes a magnificent mansion, and she is the richest person in the world. "My third wish is that my old dog will become a handsome young man and will be deeply in love with me." POOF! The old, mangy dog becomes what she wishes- a handsome man, with a beautiful face, and tender longing eyes- He then leans over and whispers into her ear, "Honey, aren't you sad you got me fixed?"  
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#2
02-03-2004, 10:39 PM
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Ha! Kind of like the little old lady who decided she was going to let her cat out.
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#3
02-04-2004, 03:42 PM
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what?? never heard of that one... enlighten me, please
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02-04-2004, 07:16 PM
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Ha! Wonder what she was thinking!
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#8
10-24-2005, 09:13 PM
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I guess the lady wanted more children?
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