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Old 10-15-2005, 12:03 PM
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A Love Story

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when
I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu



Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:12 PM
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Lol,
I think I will send that one to my father n law.
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:55 PM
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yep that might make him want to get one. =) lol
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:25 PM
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ok my mind soooo in the gutter.....LMAO
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:27 PM
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Yep, that's what the flu does to ya! Now get your flu shot
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:18 PM
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lmao boxer*mom
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Old 10-28-2005, 02:56 PM
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lol, ill have to send this one to oc also.
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Old 10-29-2005, 03:59 PM
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Im due for my flu shot tommorow...
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Old 11-01-2005, 09:35 PM
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got my flue shot. OUCH
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Old 01-15-2006, 09:50 PM
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I got my flu shot my mind was still in the gutter lol
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