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Old 10-07-2009, 09:39 AM
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Default The Duck Is Dead

THE DUCK IS DEAD

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry,
your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested... "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room...

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind
legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head
to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly
and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$250?" she cried, "$250 just to tell me my duck is dead?"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the
bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
$250."
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:50 AM
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Worth reading again !
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Old 10-07-2009, 12:24 PM
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Old 10-08-2009, 05:38 AM
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hahaha. That is SO funny
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:11 AM
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She should feel LUCKY it was only $250.00! hahahahahahaha
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:26 AM
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made me smile
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:10 PM
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LOL LABrador report and CAT scan
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I can't believe I laughed at a story about a dead duck
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Old 09-02-2012, 07:40 PM
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Default Aww, Hmm, I don't know.

That makes me feel bad for getting the punch line. I guess since it's a dog forum, most people don't care about the duck, but the duck really being dead makes me sad. Sorry if I'm being a party pooper.
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Old 09-07-2012, 02:03 PM
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teehee..
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