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Old 10-01-2005, 02:59 PM
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Default 3 pregnant ladies (censorship recommended)

There were 3 pregnant ladies in the doctor's waiting room -- a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. They're all talking about their pregnancy and how it's going when the redhead said: "I know I'm having a girl." The others asked how she knew that when she replied "Because when we did it, I was on top and everyone knows that's when you get a girl". Then the brunette says "Well, I'm having a boy, then. Because I was on the bottom". They both turn to the blonde who's bawling her eyes out. They say "Hon, what's the matter??" When she wails "I'm having puppies!!!!!"
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:11 PM
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LOL, good one.
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:23 PM
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LOL. I think I get this one... and if I do, then I repeat, LOL.
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:38 PM
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LOL! I love it!
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:51 PM
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OOOOOO I get it... the man was a dog, ok i get it! hehehehe
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:27 PM
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WOW that was sooooo funny! OK I know I'm in 9th grade and shouldn't know what that means but I do. Gosh how funny I'm about to cry sooo funny!
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:31 PM
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that was a great one
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Old 11-09-2005, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mastiffgirlie
OOOOOO I get it... the man was a dog, ok i get it! hehehehe not exactly. We'll just go with that though . I don't know how old you are so I don't want to get in trouble,
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Old 11-09-2005, 02:27 AM
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lol!!! the responses are almost funnier than the joke. I sure wont be the one explaining this and having angry parents kicking down my door.
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Old 11-24-2005, 05:16 PM
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that was great
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