Healthy eng;ish bulldog for sale

[jonesd]

These dogs are small in stature but wide and compact with thick, massive heads. The muzzle is short and pug. The coat comes in many colors, including fawn, white, black & brindle. Black is undesirable in the show ring but not a disqualification and is recognized by the AKC. Because the stocky legs are set squarely at each corner of the compact, muscular body, the Bulldog's deliberate gate has become a waddle. They are good family dogs, known for their courage and their excellent guarding abilities. A lot of human attention is needed for Bulldog happiness. These dogs need little exercise or grooming except for the face which should be wiped daily in the face folds with a damp cloth. They weigh 53 to 55 lbs. and stand 12-16" at the shoulders.

[noludoru]

Originally Posted by jonesd

These dogs are small in stature but wide and compact with thick, massive heads. The muzzle is short and pug. The coat comes in many colors, including fawn, white, black & brindle. Black is undesirable in the show ring but not a disqualification and is recognized by the AKC. Because the stocky legs are set squarely at each corner of the compact, muscular body, the Bulldog's deliberate gate has become a waddle. They are good family dogs, known for their courage and their excellent guarding abilities. A lot of human attention is needed for Bulldog happiness. These dogs need little exercise or grooming except for the face which should be wiped daily in the face folds with a damp cloth. They weigh 53 to 55 lbs. and stand 12-16" at the shoulders.

SpamFail!

You're advertising an EB for sale. Anyone with a few brain cells to rub together might make a post describing the dog, including contact information, a picture, a website, etc.

But you, of course, decide to skip that. Who needs to have any idea what they're buying or who they're buying it from, right? So you just post generic information about Bulldogs, not whichever one(s) you're selling and leave absolutely no contact information so anyone with an equal lack of brain cells who felt like buying a dog off a forum with absolutely no information about said dog can't buy it from you, anyway.

Congrats!

[AGonzalez]

English Bulldog and healthy do not belong in the same sentence. Epic Fail.

[JennSLK]

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[noludoru]

Originally Posted by JennSLK

ZOMG Free Internet. Pick Me Pick Me!

You haven't failed that epically yet. I'll let you know if you do, though.

[Renee750il]

I seriously love you guys

[JennSLK]

Originally Posted by noludoru

You haven't failed that epically yet. I'll let you know if you do, though.

I know you will.

[noludoru]

Originally Posted by Renee750il

I seriously love you guys

Give us more of this kind of troll, please. I have all these free internet coupons to give out and no one stupid enough to give them to.

[ACooper]

I came in here thinking to zap this thread..........I see it's already being handled so I'll go on back outside to my flower garden now kthx.

♥ sent to the troll patrol