Wedding Photos...

TGR, I was the bride that was like "Someone took a bite out of the cake icing? Well ****, I hope it was good. LOL" Not "OMG WHAT????" They lost the rings five minutes before the ceremony and I just said "We're not supposed to wear rings at work any way." I think I was possibly the chillest bride ever. I just went with it no matter what happened. I had the best MOH and Best Man ever, though.
Another quick one:
One of Jon's groomsmen leans over to us about five minutes after we'd sat down at the reception and says to Jon "Dude, you know you wear the pants in the relatioship, right? Hers are just bigger."
And I looked at him and said "Oh my GOD. Are you calling me fat???" As loud as I could and everyone just stopped. I started laughing and the guy turned the brightest shade of red I think I've ever seen. It was hilarious.