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Old 12-01-2009, 09:44 AM
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Default What crazy email scam did you get today?

The Caja Bank of Madrid wants to loan me some extra Christmas money at only 2% interest.........isn't that thoughtful of them? LOL

Personally, I think they should KEEP that loan, invest it in secretary who can use the space bar, capitalize, and punctuate properly.......but I've never had a head for business so I might be wrong, LOL

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<email title> Xmas loan @ 2% interest!
My name is Mr Fredrick,i am the chief accounting officer of Caja Bank Of Madrid. We want to use this opportunity to let you know that Caja Madrid(Caja Bank of Spain) now give outinternationalloan at 2% interest rate.We solve debt problems ,Were you scam of a loan before,did you need loan urgently,wegive out loan to serious and honest client,Your loan can be arranged in less than 72hours,we give out secure loan with aguarantee .Get back to us with the details below.
FULL NAME..........................
FULL HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS...........
STATE..........................
ZIP CODE.......................
COUNTRY......................
TEL.................................
Sex............................................
LOAN AMOUNT NEEDED.................
OCCUPATION..................................
MONTHLY INCOME..........................
LOAN DURATION .....................
NEXT OF KIN .....................
PUROSE OF LOAN .....................
COLLETERAL IF ANY.....................
AGE.....................
DATE OF BIRTH.....................

THANKS
Now lets see YOUR crazy phishing, soliciting, or scam email of the day! I know there are some REALLY goofy ones out there! (how do some people fall for this stuff?)
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:48 AM
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I deleted the email, but I am being sent a debit card with $800,000 on it and I'm allowed to withdraw up to $5,000 a day.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:49 AM
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I deleted the email, but I am being sent a debit card with $800,000 on it and I'm allowed to withdraw up to $5,000 a day.
Can you hook a sistah up with that company please?
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:52 AM
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I get the normal. Erectile dysfunction, breast enlargement and Nigerian royalty trying to disburse funds through me for a small processing fee.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:52 AM
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Can you hook a sistah up with that company please?
I sure can. I just need a $200 processing fee from you. And I need you to also help out my long lost Nigerian uncle.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:57 AM
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Ah crap.........I knew there would be a catch! I might be able to swing the $200, but what exactly would I need to do for your poor uncle? Bust him out of a sweat shop? Smuggle him to the US? Marry him for citizenship?
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:58 AM
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I get the normal. Erectile dysfunction, breast enlargement and Nigerian royalty trying to disburse funds through me for a small processing fee.
I hope those two don't come in the SAME email!
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Old 12-01-2009, 10:07 AM
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My mother has fail for the Nigerian royalty trying to disburse funds through me for a small processing fee scam.

but she is not quite all up there in the head.

she has also fail for another online scam! someone needed $200 to get a bus ticket to go to his estranged daughters house, because she was dying of cancer. If mom gave him the $200 he would mail her back $1000

so she sent him the money, and never heard from him again.
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I delete to !! Afraid to open any more !
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Old 12-01-2009, 10:23 AM
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I honestly don't get a lot of the email scams... I guess my spam filter does it's job pretty well!

The account I made under Morgan's name (for Morgan Collars), though... he gets a lot of emails from long-lost cousins and orphaned Nigerian children asking for money. Oh, and once a South American prince wanted to name him the sole inheritor of all his wealth!

It's a good thing Morgan can't read.
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