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The Caja Bank of Madrid wants to loan me some extra Christmas money at only 2% interest.........isn't that thoughtful of them? LOL
Personally, I think they should KEEP that loan, invest it in secretary who can use the space bar, capitalize, and punctuate properly.......but I've never had a head for business so I might be wrong, LOL Quote:
I know there are some REALLY goofy ones out there! (how do some people fall for this stuff?)
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I deleted the email, but I am being sent a debit card with $800,000 on it and I'm allowed to withdraw up to $5,000 a day.
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Can you hook a sistah up with that company please?
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I get the normal. Erectile dysfunction, breast enlargement and Nigerian royalty trying to disburse funds through me for a small processing fee.
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I sure can. I just need a $200 processing fee from you. And I need you to also help out my long lost Nigerian uncle.
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Ah crap.........I knew there would be a catch! I might be able to swing the $200, but what exactly would I need to do for your poor uncle? Bust him out of a sweat shop? Smuggle him to the US? Marry him for citizenship?
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My mother has fail for the Nigerian royalty trying to disburse funds through me for a small processing fee scam.
but she is not quite all up there in the head. she has also fail for another online scam! someone needed $200 to get a bus ticket to go to his estranged daughters house, because she was dying of cancer. If mom gave him the $200 he would mail her back $1000 so she sent him the money, and never heard from him again.
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I delete to !! Afraid to open any more !
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I honestly don't get a lot of the email scams... I guess my spam filter does it's job pretty well!
The account I made under Morgan's name (for Morgan Collars), though... he gets a lot of emails from long-lost cousins and orphaned Nigerian children asking for money. Oh, and once a South American prince wanted to name him the sole inheritor of all his wealth! It's a good thing Morgan can't read. |
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