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11-30-2009, 11:42 PM
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I know this isn't funny..... BUT,
I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. Arielle and I just finished playing a game of scrabble at the kitchen table and she got up to go brush her teeth before heading off to bed. She always brushes her teeth in my bathroom for some reason. Anyway... she goes trotting in my bedroom to head to the bathroom and didn't turn the light on.
Lola left us a present on the carpet. Arielle was barefoot and stepped right into a pile of dog poo with her bare foot. She didn't know what she stepped in so she hopped to the bathroom with it still stuck to her foot and the bottom of her pajama leg. When she realized what it was she started yelling "oh God, I think I'm gonna vomit!!" I came down to see what was wrong and she had already stripped down to her panties and was standing there in the doorway and I saw the poop on the floor that had clearly been stepped in....lol OMG, it was priceless to see the look on her face. 
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#2
11-30-2009, 11:49 PM
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Truly, sh!t happens
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#3
11-30-2009, 11:50 PM
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ahahahahaha that is great! What are you talking about it is not funny?
 none of us are her!
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#5
12-01-2009, 08:23 AM
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Definitely FUNNY if it's not you, not so funny for the stepper
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#6
12-01-2009, 09:24 AM
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Funny to witness.
What is happening with the kids?
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#7
12-01-2009, 10:23 AM
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Having been there , it's a not so nice suishy feeling !
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#8
12-01-2009, 10:27 AM
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oh it is certainly funny! LOL
And I have had it happen to me, so I know the feeling... poor Arielle!
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#9
12-01-2009, 10:46 AM
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Sure, it's funny. The best part is that **** wipes off.
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#10
12-01-2009, 10:51 AM
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I remember when I was a kid and I was ticked off at my sister. I noticed our dog lady had pooped in the hallway upstairs. She was a german shepard and lab mix... so her turds were HUGE. I got some toilet paper and picked up a big turd and carefully calculated out my evil plot to tick my sister off...lol
I knew she always started down the stairs with her left foot first... I have no idea why I knew that, but I did. So, I went about a 1/4 of the way down the stairs and put that huge turd (that was still warm...ewww) on the step. I made sure it was on the side of the step that she would be stepping down with her left foot to make sure she would step in it. Then I went to the bottom of the stairs and yelled up to her telling her that dad wanted her and she better hurry up because he sounded mad. So, she came racing down the stairs in her bare feet and sure enough... she landed right in the turd. I actually felt a little bad for her because it caused her to slip and fall down the rest of the stairs and when she got to the bottom she kept crying "it's squished between my toes" She didn't even notice it was on her back side as well from when she fell. I remember my aunt who was at our house came over to see what was wrong and coddled my sister as she helped her clean her foot.
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