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Old 11-17-2009, 10:45 PM
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Wink Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured, serious side-effects may result.

Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:58 AM
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:59 AM
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When I read the very first part of this, I really thought "they" had discovered some harmful substance. And I was wondering why nothing had happened to me in all these years that I've had dogs. LOL.

That was funny!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:33 AM
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Oh no, I don't have it full blown, but I've got a little of this new virus!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:43 AM
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You know that disease could be a major problem. The other night it was mentioned on the news that a male that does housework around electrical appliances such as washing machines, dryers, vacuum cleaner and dish washers has a low sperm count and the more they use those appliances the lower it gets. So with women getting that disease you mentioned and men having their sperm count lowered the only thing that can be done to have a clean house is to start training the dog to clean the house.

Oh and the story about a mans sperm count being lowered because of using the above appliances, is true.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:24 AM
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HAHAHA I has the disease...crap... it must be full blown too if I'm constantly looking at more border collies and breeders
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:30 AM
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:12 AM
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Yup ! I've got all the symptoms !
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:38 AM
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haha! I love it!
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:15 AM
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The main question is.........will there be a pill or shot to cure/protect the side effects? LOL
(I has it too)
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