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Old 11-13-2009, 07:10 PM
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Zoe: Active female who enjoys swimming, chasing squirrels, and cuddling seeks same in male. I am three years young, trim and athletic. I love to chase, so you should be able to run fast, but let me catch you. I bark a little but that's just me showing affection. I will share my food, but not my favorite squeeky toy. Please, no droolers.
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:37 PM
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Beau: Studly, well endowed male Papillon. Enjoys humping and is looking for a frisky girl. Size, shape, color doesn't matter one bit.

I swear his would read something like that!
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:45 PM
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Well that Beau sounds like a charmer!!
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:57 PM
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Well that Beau sounds like a charmer!!
He thinks he is!
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:12 PM
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Free to good home....

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Old 11-13-2009, 08:14 PM
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Orson : Tall, dark, handsome male. Enjoys long walks, cuddles, and peanutbutter. If you dont care for horse play, dont respond!
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:19 PM
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Morgan -

Adorable redhead female seeks companion for frolicking through the meadows, drinking out of puddles, chasing bumblebees and cuddling on the couch. Will gladly share toys but not food.

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Hot stud looking for a female for some butt sniffing and humping. Must have good smelling pee.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:33 PM
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Malcolm - tall, blonde active male (younger than my years) looking for a BBW, preferably of German descent. (He LOVES Rotties!!)
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:46 PM
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Oh-h-h-h....you mean personal ad...kind of like your title says.

Okay....

Toker: Tall blond with naturally tatooed eye liner on big brown eyes. Very physically fit and trim. Don't respond if you aren't active and love the out doors. Looking for friend to share and who has property or access to property for outdoor fun. Love hiking, swimming, fishing, hunting and snow sports. But after a day in the great outdoors, enjoy a warm fire and cuddling on the couch with a movie and a glass of wine. Please send photo of your property.

Chulita: Olla! Petite blond wants to share very little. Will tolerate a walk or hike with a companion. And wouldn't mind sharing an evening in my living room, as long as you stay on your own chair and not mine. We can watch movies or listen to my Mother play the piano. Don't respond if you're too interested in an immediate love match. I like to start out like friends.......................if that.


Jose`: A somewhat reserved gentleman would like the company of a female who enjoys an occassional hike or walk on the beach and who enjoys sharing an occasional dinner out for poo cuisine. A bear hunter would be a plus. Likes cozying up by a fire and cuddling. Would like a woman who does not come on too fast. I'm not a large man, but I have a big heart. Please send picture of successful bear hunt.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:04 PM
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Lola 2 years young, gorgeous Japanese chin. Likes to meet others at the dog park K9 and human. I'm known as the table princess because when their is a human at the table I am usually on top of the table letting them pet me and having them give me treats that I con them out of. If their is anyone with a treat in their pocket I find them and I am their with them until they give me one. Then I go on to the next person with treats.
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