If this one has already been posted, I apologize. 
One night, a burgalar quietly breaks into a fancy house. He just knows there will be plenty of expensive things inside to steal. As he creeps through the dark rooms, he notices a DVD player and a nice surround sound system. He unplugs the equipment and begins to load them in his arms.
He hears a quiet voice say "Jesus is watching you," and looks around the room nervously. After a few minutes, he decides it must have only been his imagination, and continues to load-up the goodies.
Again, he hears "Jesus is watching you," this time he spins around because he knows he heard a voice.
In the corner he sees a large parrot, and gives a sigh of relief. "Hello there, birdie. You gave me a scare. What's your name?"
"Moses" the parrot replies.
The man huffs and laughs at the bird. "What kind of people would name their parrot Moses?"
Moses cocked his head and said "The same kind of people who would name their 150lb rottweiler Jesus."
One night, a burgalar quietly breaks into a fancy house. He just knows there will be plenty of expensive things inside to steal. As he creeps through the dark rooms, he notices a DVD player and a nice surround sound system. He unplugs the equipment and begins to load them in his arms.
He hears a quiet voice say "Jesus is watching you," and looks around the room nervously. After a few minutes, he decides it must have only been his imagination, and continues to load-up the goodies.
Again, he hears "Jesus is watching you," this time he spins around because he knows he heard a voice.
In the corner he sees a large parrot, and gives a sigh of relief. "Hello there, birdie. You gave me a scare. What's your name?"
"Moses" the parrot replies.
The man huffs and laughs at the bird. "What kind of people would name their parrot Moses?"
Moses cocked his head and said "The same kind of people who would name their 150lb rottweiler Jesus."