The Venting Thread

Aesop had diarrhea while I was at work. Not wanting to soil his crate, he scooted it halfway across the room, broke out of the crate, jumped the gate that gates off the kitchen area and had a poosplosion all over my livingroom. Not pleased. So spending my lunchtime cleaning up diarrhea. So excited.

Where is my effing camera???
I am so seriously going insane not knowing where it is. *punches own face out of frustration*

Maybe its hanging out with mine? I had JUST bought a new one (nothing fancy but takes great pics) and I used it like twice...no idea where it is.

It really bugs me that the flag at work is not half mast....

Im sorry to laugh but your visual presented is fantastic and hilarious. Poor kiddo opcorn:

This isn't really a vent, but I'm putting it here anyway. I need to make a new cage for Gwyneth (formerly known as Lis...it didn't suit her). That means her current cage, which was designed for a juvenile crested gecko, will be empty. And that means I really want to get a little female and grow her out. But I SHOULD NOT WANT TO DO THIS! Ack. I was warned this would happen lol. I keep thinking that I wouldn't even notice the food such a small gecko would eat, and all I'd need is another hygrometer and some suction cups (Jagger doesn't care for his feeding ledge, he won't eat much unless the food is on the ground). SOMEBODY STOP ME.

I feel your pain Mines been lost for about a month and I'm concerned, it's a expensive camera. It has to be around somewhere! Part of me is paranoid; thinking some ones stolen it and sold it.

C'mon. You know you need another.

Hahaha

As someone who throws 50 lb bags of feed & 80 lb bales of alfalfa hay around every day ... I found this word picture of a hung of guys whining about paper funny perhaps they need a good strong country girl to show them what REAL strength is.

Tornado watch and hail. Say baseball sized hail in part of the state. Yay.

Earthquakes on tuesday, bomb threat and tornados today. Just another week in oklahoma.

San Antonio's fiesta celeb is coming up I hope everything will be ok :/

Also every tornado evening I think 'I need to buy a battery powered radio in case the power goes out'. And then I forget. So I have no radio. Again. Can't leave because it's hailing around here. And they're on the news talking about emergency preparedness and how you need to have your radio because cell towers and electricity can get knocked out.

I swear, I will never get used to the weather here. Yay spring.

They're saying the north metro isn't looking like we'll get tornados but my friends in the south might. We will probably get hail.

I'm actually really surprised. So far tornado season has been very quiet. Still haven't had one touch down today yet either.

Tornado warning here too, big red cells coming right at us. Yaaaaay tornado season.

I own a weather radio - it's in a box. Somewhere. Where it totally does a lot of good. *facepalm*

Stay safe & be careful out there, neighbor! I have been thru a tornado ... Not fun

You stay safe too! And find your radio! I promise I will buy one too.

Been close enough to a couple. One tore down the road very very close (next neighborhood over) a couple years ago. Totally demolished some of the homes too less than a mile away. Knocked down power lines up near us but didn't do any damage in our neighborhood.

I was home alone. Had me and all the dogs and the chinchilla in the bathroom. It was so LOUD. I mean terrifyingly loud. It sounded like the world was ending around me.

Also, they have the bomb squad out AGAIN downtown. This time it is at my old building where I worked up till last year. 'Suspicious package' this time. Apparently people have been stuck unable to get home because the roads are closed and they're all trying to avoid the hail and possible tornados.

also, there is a tornado down now, they say.

Wtf is going on today? Can I just QUIT this week!?

The only thing stopping me is that I can't guarantee such a small gecko is a female lol. And I want a nice female to possibly breed some day.

I had the dress I JUST BOUGHT and only wore for a few hours at the dog show sitting in a bucket by the washer so I can wash it by itself when I get a chance. And my brother threw it in a load with jeans and towels on the heavy cycle. It's all sorts of ****ed up and I'm PISSED