So I'm getting ready for bed and Mia comes and jumps onto the bed carrying this raggedy slobbery torn up stuffed elephant toy she's played with all day. I get annoyed and toss it onto the floor.
Mia: OH BOY! Mom is playing fetch! *launches herself off the bed, grabs the elephant and starts shaking the crap out of it. Then she runs and jumps back on the bed, carrying the elephant in her mouth.*
The elephant is plopped in my lap.
Me: No, I want to go to sleep! *toss the elephant to the floor*
Mia: Yay! *dashes off*
We repeat a few times before I give up and then put the elephant on the shelf next to my bed. I roll over and turn the light off.
Mia: whine whine whine. *jumps on my head and tries to reach the elephant on the shelf*
Me: GET OFF!
Mia: *crawls to the end of the bed*
5 mins later.
Mia: whiiiiiiiiiine.
Me: Grrrr!
Mia: whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
I try distracting her by petting her belly a while. When I'm done though I get bounced on again.
Me: *giving up* Here take the ****ing elephant.
Mia: YAY! *drops the elephant and dashes off to stare at me till I throw it*
Mia: OH BOY! Mom is playing fetch! *launches herself off the bed, grabs the elephant and starts shaking the crap out of it. Then she runs and jumps back on the bed, carrying the elephant in her mouth.*
The elephant is plopped in my lap.
Me: No, I want to go to sleep! *toss the elephant to the floor*
Mia: Yay! *dashes off*
We repeat a few times before I give up and then put the elephant on the shelf next to my bed. I roll over and turn the light off.
Mia: whine whine whine. *jumps on my head and tries to reach the elephant on the shelf*
Me: GET OFF!
Mia: *crawls to the end of the bed*
5 mins later.
Mia: whiiiiiiiiiine.
Me: Grrrr!
Mia: whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
I try distracting her by petting her belly a while. When I'm done though I get bounced on again.
Me: *giving up* Here take the ****ing elephant.
Mia: YAY! *drops the elephant and dashes off to stare at me till I throw it*