Self defence for women - what do you think?

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Yeah. Freudian slip? Ha. Probably. <ahem>

But I draw the line at "make me a sammich". You know why I NEED to make the sammiches.... Eh?

Speaking as one who rarely is (was?) in agreement with Dizzy.

All I can say is... Humor is something I reckon MOST of us can agree on....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour (for instance)

Hush...

My inability to make a grilled cheese is out secret... Errr... Doh.

I can roast the heck out of a chicken and turn the rest into homemade chicken soup that is to die for but ask me to make something simple like grilled cheese and you get an inedible charcoal brickette LOL

I laughed. Especially at his weird zombie walk.

And FWIW, it didn't even seem like a dig at men in general. More like a dig at the type of guy who would run up and grab a strange woman.

:O that's how it happens?!

It wasn't a "dig at men" that I have a problem with.

Alas, I'm done

No, it was a faux debate to trick you wimmin to the thread for the funnies. You got it wrong love!

Le sigh

Double sigh

I couldn't find it offensive even if I tried REALLY hard. It reminds me of a Seinfeld joke or something.

And yes, if you have experience dating a few guys, you'll find that the majority turn into scared little babies at the hint of commitment. Even if they're clingy and call you constantly and really do want to be committed! In general men (mostly young men) are pressured by other men to not be tied down by their girlfriends. While most women are pressured by other women to get married.

I really hate dumping guys, and I'll admit... I once told a guy I wanted us to get serious only because I knew he'd bounce! Then he tried to call me like nothing happened a month later, and I was like "umm I have a new boyfriend. derp." It works. Probably not for creepy rapists though, that's an exaggeration. But the zombie walk is awesome. I wonder if that method works for zombie dudes?

Yes. If you spend enough time barefoot in the kitchen making sandwiches, you'll get spontaneously knocked up!!! Trust me. :|

I find this thread completely and ridiculously hilarious! And Im baffled but how offensive people find a simple joke

And yes beware being barefoot in the kitchen or pregnancy will ensue shortly! Twins if your barefoot making a sammich :yikes:

Hmmm I think my boyfriend might be pregnant....

I think the point of a joke is generally that you are saying something in bad taste... which is what makes it hilarious. Unless you're a total nerd... and make scientific/academic jokes only.

I find both to be incredibly hilarious.

I tend to be fairly sensitive about jokes, I did chuckle a bit.

I also admit though to not really knowing commitment phobic men (or women)....I just dont get it. If you are happy together, great, if not, move on.

I'm not your love, thanks

Oh good grief.

I thought it was pretty funny. lol.

My hubby and I always joke about things like that. He'll be all like "fetch me a beer, woman" and I'll tell him to go make me a sammich. Then he'll tell me to get back to the kitchen where I belong. Obviously we're joking considering he does the majority of the cooking anyway. LOL.

Hey having commitment issues is fun!

Good lord Jess. Have you been suffering the worlds longest PMS or something!! Can I get you some dip for that chip perhaps?

Love all the jokes. Especially the first. Seeing as I married a commitment phobe.
My mother joked about chaining him to the font the day before our wedding.

I thought it was funny lol then again... I have an "immature" sense of humor

Isn't that the best kind to have?