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Buddy'sParents

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When people ask if the cat REALLY rules the house, we say yes.

People never believe us! Never!

Now... I have proof!




Hungry, Baby Girl? Ooops, I mean Queen Apache? Please.. ignore the warm gridle...



Don't leave any crumbs...




Thata girl...



And, if, for some strange reason you need MORE proof... please refer to this thread. That should be enough.
 

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Obviously, non-cat people... The rest of us servants of the felines know all too well who rules the roost.

I think your Queen Apache and our Miz Purrl Bailey are kindred spirits (ie, Criminals Who Show No Remorse). While Miz Bailey is not one to steal... uh, confiscate, food; she truly believes she adds to the dining atmosphere by planting her fuzzy behind amongst the dishes on the table and partaking in the conversation. She is mightily offended when informed otherwise... ;)
 

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Hahahaha lol :D. I hope Queen Apache is full ;).
One would THINK perhaps so.... but she went nosin' around for more and I finally showed her where HER food was. She looked up at me as if to say, "Please, human servant, I am far too good for THIS." :rolleyes:

Obviously, non-cat people... The rest of us servants of the felines know all too well who rules the roost.

I think your Queen Apache and our Miz Purrl Bailey are kindred spirits (ie, Criminals Who Show No Remorse). While Miz Bailey is not one to steal... uh, confiscate, food; she truly believes she adds to the dining atmosphere by planting her fuzzy behind amongst the dishes on the table and partaking in the conversation. She is mightily offended when informed otherwise... ;)
Oh, Smkie, even some cat people still don't get it... they are in denial, I believe. They want to know why their cats do all of these things and we try telling them that it is because, CATS RULE, but they are adament that they rule their own house. Poor souls... if they would just ADMIT... I'm sure there is a 12 step program somewhere.

Apache has never joined us at the dinne table, per say, but she has made sure that the cooking was to her likiing. I wouldn't be surprised if one day she did jump up on the table and join us in our meal... I guess that day is coming...
 
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Must be a descendant of Macavity, the Mystery Cat :)

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw--
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime--Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no on like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime--Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air--
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!


Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly doomed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.


Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square--
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!


He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's.
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair--
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!


And when the Foreign Office finds a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scap of paper in the hall or on the stair--
But it's useless of investigate--Macavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
"It must have been Macavity!"--but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs,
Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.


Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macacity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibit, or one or two to spare:
And whatever time the deed took place--MACAVITY WASN'T THERE!
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!
http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/lion/75/possum.html
 

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One would THINK perhaps so.... but she went nosin' around for more and I finally showed her where HER food was. She looked up at me as if to say, "Please, human servant, I am far too good for THIS." :rolleyes:

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Hehehe lol cats huh :rolleyes: :D.
 

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