I'm so good at being sick. A misspent youth will do that to you
I was once sick ON my ex boyfriend. In a club... Sat on a sofa... I used to take a plastic bag in my bag just in case I threw up!!! I also know the toilets of one rock club very very intimately..
Once I threw up in a pub outside the toilets (i didn't make it... But in fairness my friend who worked there had given me 5 large shots of mixed spirits one after the other). When my friend came home after her shift she was complaining about someone's sick she had to clear up!! I did admit to it... Lol
I was terrible now I think back...!!!
All fun