Once there was a puppy and his owner. They went on a walk for 2 hours,all over their neighbor,and the puppy did not go once! Then when it was getting late,the disappointed owner walked her puppy home,and while the owner was putting away the leash,to her surprise,the puppy went on the carpet!
(turns out the puppy's name was Luke and the owner's name was soccerwoofer)
(turns out the puppy's name was Luke and the owner's name was soccerwoofer)