i feel like i have you all beat!
when i first got Chance i was setting on a stump outside. well, my butt crack was showing a little, and Chance hiked his leg and peeed down my butt crack!
I once got peed on by a french mastiff at the DP. His owner was horrified. and used his gloves (yup it was winter). to soak some of the pee outof my track pants lol
