If your dog(s) had a job...

what would it be? And I mean in the "human" world...

Buddy would be a professional athlete... I'm thinking soccer. Maybe baseball, but a contact sport would be more his thing, though not football as he's just too cool for that. In his off time, he'd lounge around at various vacation spots, enjoying the sights as well as getting his fill of local exercise. He'd have a notorious fan following and would not be without fans screaming his name, snapping photos at every opportunity.

Banzai would be a playground supervisor during the day and security guard at night. He'd feel better with double job security. On vacations he'd pace the perimeter of the school yard making sure that his replacement was doing the job correctly and would secretly patrol his night job stations. There is simply no rest for the weary.

Bella would be a bouncer at a high stakes club. You'd be hard pressed to get by her without some sort of payoff- you'd totally have to make it worth it. On her off time, you'd find Bella at a local spa, sitting poolside, soaking up sun rays while some poor nitwit fed her fresh, local fruits (and veggies!) and fanned her with banana leaves.

Yeah, they'd live exotic lives. :rofl1: Hope they aren't disappointed.

Kharma would be Empress of All :rofl1:

Bimmer would be a fugitive recovery specialist (bounty hunter).

Tallulah . . . oh my. I don't think she's old enough to have a job yet :rofl1: Probably Bimmer's assistant/trainee?

Pit would be one of those really old professors that has given up on actually teaching and is really grumpy to all the students for no reason. When not monotonously reading through power point presentations, he sits at his desk without so much as a peak of interest at what's going on in his class.

Daisy would be a mousy slightly agoraphobic librarian.

Benji would be a midget wrestler.

Well Tippy would certainly be unemployed. I've never seen a dog eat and sit around so much. lol

I'm pretty sure Nard would still be in school. He's just not mature enough to hold a real job. :lol-sign: At school he'd be a very poor student that is the class clown and constantly in the principal's office. He'd be into track or soccer probably and would be very good.... when he applied himself.

Beau would be one of those spastic comedians that is hyperactive and bouncing off the walls. He'd have groupies for sure and be known as a ladies man. He'd spend his off hours still trying to make everyone laugh and going to big parties. He'd probably enjoy bar hopping too.

Summer would probably be a CEO or the boss of some very important business. She'd take everything seriously and be the best of the best at what she did. In her off time she'd probably be training for a marathon and working out in the gym. She'd do that and win, of course. She'd mostly keep to herself and not be very social outside her few close friends and family.

Rose would be an heiress. She'd have servants to do housework for her and would enjoy living in a lush mansion with a superb chef. But she'd be a nice heiress that would do as much charity work as she could. She'd be soft spoken and very sweet and everyone would love her.

Trey would be in a nursing home by now, lol! He'd be a sweet little old kind of eccentric man there. In his younger days, I think he'd probably do some pretty routine job I'm not sure what, but he'd be very good at it. And he'd be happy with it and his lot in life. He'd have a smallish house and yard. He'd have a dog and no wife.

mary obviously would be a nanny

Pepper I don't know yet

Victor would be a personal trainer for woman..oh my how that dogs loves women.

Armani would probably join the circus, maybe do the trapeze... ooo or be a high diver... he likes to jump off high things and try to fly

Bella would work at a tennis court recovering all the lost balls.

Elle would be unemployed with Tippy, :lol-sign: She likes to sleep... working wouldnt really be her thing.

As you can see my dogs wouldnt be too high tech or anything...

Snip would be a gigolo lol! Or someone who is a professional party goer. Or I could see him as a not so successful body guard. (a little to over zealous)

Bounce would be a model or an actress.. so femme fatale.

Sport would be a pro athlete.. I can see him as a soccer player.

Dash I can see as a being in business and always slightly worried about his stocks.

Kaiden.. not sure what he would be. He is easy going independent and happy....

Dekka would be a politician.

Jake would still be in school. He isn't mature enough to hold a job. While in school, he would be Nard's side kick in getting in trouble and sitting in detention or the principle's office. Jake would also be poor because he'd spend all his money of food or treats. :rofl1:

Lizzie would be a supermodel. She loves to strut her stuff in front of people, and would spend her "off days" getting a tan by the pool while her personal slaves waited on her hand and foot.

Blaze would be a trainee for doing geese work on golf courses because he loves being told what to do. Or a pro soccor player.


This is hilarious! :rofl1:

Hehe... fun thread

Tucker would probably be in preschool, considering he's only 12 weeks old. He'd constantly get in trouble for stealing toys from the other kids and biting them. He'd definitely be one of those kids who bites everyone.

Rylie would be similar to Rose.... hehe. She wouldn't have a job, and would have servants to take care of her every need. She would do modeling work on the side. She would probably go shopping every day and have a large collection of what ever she liked.

Chloe would be a gymnast, and would run marathons in her free time. She would definitely be a professional athlete, though, because she needs to GO GO GO! and wouldn't have the attention span to hold a typical 9-5 job.

Bernie would be the arson investigating nanny who finds lost people as a sideline job lol! I swear he only digs where he knows there's been fire...doesn't matter if he has to dig down 3 ft..he always strikes ash/fire remnants. He lives for babies, and is the gentlest dog ever with infants. At the age of 4 months we drove him to a park in our neighbourhood, and he managed to sniff his way back to the house.. he'd never been to the park before! He still follows his nose to kids, fire and home LOL!

I feel for that teacher! :lol-sign:

Ollie would be a trash collector . Anything that is tossed our way , whether a drink cup , bag , food wrapper , pop can etc he'll pick up and take to the door ..... of course I say " thank you " and trade for a doggie cookie .

Meg would be an Olympic gymnast. She absolutely has the right body type, she would never lower herself to normal labor, and she seems to bask in her physical prowness. She'd have no issues training constantly, but would never do any other work on her own - she'd have staff for that other stuff. She'd be very good at putting on a game face and being polite for interviews, but she'd secretly be a bit of a bitch. Except with kids. She would assist with a toddler's gymnastics class on the side.

You guys are all so good at describing your dogs' occupations. Hmmm. I think Jose` would be a model and probably a TV commercial actor. He has a way of making himself and anythihng he holds interesting look VERY good.

Chulita, I picture as a super friendly, somewhat ditzy waitress in a greasy cafe. She'd be the one chewing her gum loudly and would have a strong N.Y. accent and red lipstick on. She'd have one hip out while she held the pad of paper...."ah yeh ready to aowda?" (smacks the gum)

I can also see her as a meteorologist on TV...still ditzy but very up to snuff and ready to report on the weather.

Toker would be a forest ranger and fish and wild life person. She would also sell Avon on the side and show just the right way to apply eye make-up. She's really got the eye liner to perfection.

Gonzo would be a tax auditor.

Fozzie would be a frat boy.

Thunder would probably be a farmer or something similar.... definitely an outdoor kind of job. He'd have a very physically demanding job, always working hard and loving every minute of it.

I'll have to think on the others and add them later... this is tough!

My Aussie girl would have been a prison guard and my new puppy would be an NFL wide receiver!!

Ruby would be your bitchy cubeland boss that times your lunches down to the second, yells at you, then proceeds to apologize incessantly.

Allie would be a pet detective like Ace Ventura. She wouldn't go into places with sliding doors though...those scare her.

Noodle would be a single girl with a sugar daddy funding her need for Dingo bones and cute little belly shirts.