Just wanted to share this with all the puppy owners.
Puppy Property Laws
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.
Puppy Property Laws
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.