Dogs' Property Rules

LaRe

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Dogs Property Rules, Please Comply

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
9. If it's broken or quits squeaking, it's yours.

My Golden Retriever basically lives by these rules.... He's fantastic!!!:D
 

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