my widdle punkinheads

Oh my god, Steve's picture just about killed me, looks like he thinks if he stretches his neck far enough away from his body the hat won't be there

Those are just perfect pumpkin hats. But I hope you don't die a mysterious death anytime soon

I'm fairly sure there won't be anything mysterious about elegy's death...

sharing a bed with a pit bull is pretty much like sharing a bed with a serial killer, after all.

I actually had Steve in mind as the prime suspect. I know the damage dogs like him can do.

I see it more as a situation where Luce will do all the thinking, and will trick Steve into actually doing the dirty work for her.

"Steve, get the knife off the counter. Mom says that if you want to go to flyball this weekend, you have to practice this. It is an important skill. Now, hold it in your mouth. When she is sleeping, you need to do your box turn off her chest, but keep the knife in your mouth to mark where on her body you will grab the ball. Okay, when you are ready Steve. I'll judge you."

I see it more as a situation where Luce will do all the thinking, and will trick Steve into actually doing the dirty work for her.

"Steve, get the knife off the counter. Mom says that if you want to go to flyball this weekend, you have to practice this. It is an important skill. Now, hold it in your mouth. When she is sleeping, you need to do your box turn off her chest, but keep the knife in your mouth to mark where on her body you will grab the ball. Okay, when you are ready Steve. I'll judge you."

I see it more as a situation where Luce will do all the thinking, and will trick Steve into actually doing the dirty work for her.

"Steve, get the knife off the counter. Mom says that if you want to go to flyball this weekend, you have to practice this. It is an important skill. Now, hold it in your mouth. When she is sleeping, you need to do your box turn off her chest, but keep the knife in your mouth to mark where on her body you will grab the ball. Okay, when you are ready Steve. I'll judge you."