"Who me???"
"No...besides, what is this obsession u speek of, hooman? I just observe it."
"See? Rly, I jus' observe teh ball."
"but me finks teh ball may haf teh speshul powers"
"I fink I can even taste teh speshul powers..."
"I nose I can smell teh speschul powers!"
"R u going 2 make it do sumfin speschul, hooman???!!!"
No, she's not obsessed at all...
And this next shot is by no means the reason we call her a "ball monster".
Nope.
I TRY to tell her that talking to the ball will not make the ball go to her.
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"No...besides, what is this obsession u speek of, hooman? I just observe it."
"See? Rly, I jus' observe teh ball."
"but me finks teh ball may haf teh speshul powers"
"I fink I can even taste teh speshul powers..."
"I nose I can smell teh speschul powers!"
"R u going 2 make it do sumfin speschul, hooman???!!!"
No, she's not obsessed at all...
And this next shot is by no means the reason we call her a "ball monster".
Nope.
I TRY to tell her that talking to the ball will not make the ball go to her.
***MORE***