This was told this morning on TV. School children were asked to bring in something from their parents work.
The candy store's daughter brought in a bag of candy.
The liquor store's son, Jimmy, brought in a large, heavy box that was leaking.
The teacher put his finger to the wet spot & licked it,
"Is it wine?" the teacher asked Jimmy.
"No," said Jimmy. The teacher touched the wet box again & licked his finger.
"Is it champagne?" asked the teacher.
"No," said Jimmy, "a puppy.":yikes:
