Professional Fart Grooming???

Athebeau · Dec 25, 2005

I hope you can get the translation on this site. It's the yellow pages translated from french to english for the Maritimes. It turns out that translating from English to French then from From French back to English transforms some words into something completely different. Either that, or there is a new market for Fart Grooming that I was never aware of before..???

http://translate.google.com/transla...q=ellie-gant+grooming&start=10&hl=en&lr=&sa=N

I hope everyone gets as big a laugh out of this as I did...I almost fell off my seat laughing...translating in another language takes on a whole new meaning....how a company can be misrepresentated

gaddylovesdogs · Dec 25, 2005

LOL!! I like the last one best.

Giny · Dec 25, 2005

ROFL, a pet in French means fart. Reminds me of my son when he was only 3 years old. We only spoke to him in French when he was little and at 3 he had this little talking Arthur doll. The doll kept asking him "Do you have a pet?" to which my son would reply "Non, no pet" whilst shaking his head no. I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of him thinking the doll was asking him if he farted.

RedyreRottweilers · Dec 26, 2005

*teehee*

Thanks for the fart.

I mean giggle.

EliNHunter · Dec 26, 2005

That is HILARIOUS!!! Being in advertising in my past life, it was always funny to see how translations could get screwed up. Especially when reading directions to something (like a toy, etc.) that was translated from some kind of Chinese language to English.

bonster · Dec 27, 2005

LOL on a recent trip to Denmark... on the motorway out of Copenhagen in a taxi... there were big yellow signs announcing:

"Fart Kontrol"
( speed checking

)

Renee750il · Dec 27, 2005

Oh . . . too, too funny . . . . I want to hire one of those for Shiva and Charley . . .

yuckaduck · Dec 27, 2005

Forget the dogs, can I board my hubby's farts? Permanantly!

Athebeau · Dec 29, 2005

I'll remember never to put "pet" in any business name. haha

We were trying to figure out how you would groom a fart. haha

Thanks every one for getting a laugh out of this like I did.

Sheba · Dec 29, 2005

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY! 'EXPERIENCED FART GROOMER"

I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE COULD GROOM FARTS!

mutt_lover · Jan 8, 2006

Had to bring the hubby in on this one...We are laughing soooo hard right now!!
Of course, he's off on a tangent now. FART conversations the rest of the day

ukusa · May 27, 2006

Well I thought I'd seen everything...LOL. I once received a call from a man who wanted his snake groomed. I quickly hung up!!!! Twenty mins later he called back and asked me if I had reconsidered.....???? Gotta hand it to him.. He was persisent....I now have caller ID.

Gig 'Em Ags · May 27, 2006

My goodness, my jaw hurts from laughing sooooooo....... much!!!

CanadianK9 · May 27, 2006

lol just makes ya wonder when someone is gonna "crack" the first joke

lmao

Professional Fart Grooming???

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no touchy

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Disappointed :(

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