3 pregnant ladies (censorship recommended)

EliNHunter

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There were 3 pregnant ladies in the doctor's waiting room -- a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. They're all talking about their pregnancy and how it's going when the redhead said: "I know I'm having a girl." The others asked how she knew that when she replied "Because when we did it, I was on top and everyone knows that's when you get a girl". Then the brunette says "Well, I'm having a boy, then. Because I was on the bottom". They both turn to the blonde who's bawling her eyes out. They say "Hon, what's the matter??" When she wails "I'm having puppies!!!!!" :p
 

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WOW that was sooooo funny! OK I know I'm in 9th grade and shouldn't know what that means but I do. Gosh how funny I'm about to cry sooo funny!
 

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Mastiffgirlie said:
OOOOOO I get it... the man was a dog, ok i get it! hehehehe
um...no not exactly. We'll just go with that though;) . I don't know how old you are so I don't want to get in trouble,
 

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lol!!! the responses are almost funnier than the joke. I sure wont be the one explaining this and having angry parents kicking down my door.
 

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