HELP WANTED
Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
Successful applicant must be bilingual.
We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted
up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He
looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then
walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and
pawed the air. The receptionist called the office
manager. He was surprised, to say the least to see
a canine applicant. However, the dog looked
determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at
the manager expectantly. The manager said, "I can't
hire you. The sign says you must be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and
proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter.
He took out the page and trotted over to the manager,
gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That
was fantastic, but I'm sorry. The sign clearly says
that whoever I hire has to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer
and proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with
various programs, produced a sample spreadsheet
and database, then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the
dog, "Hey, I realize that you are a very intelligent
applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're a dog
-- no way could I hire you."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the
window and pointed his paw at the words, "Equal
Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what
the sign says. But the sign also says you have to
be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Meow!!!"
Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
Successful applicant must be bilingual.
We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted
up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He
looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then
walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and
pawed the air. The receptionist called the office
manager. He was surprised, to say the least to see
a canine applicant. However, the dog looked
determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at
the manager expectantly. The manager said, "I can't
hire you. The sign says you must be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and
proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter.
He took out the page and trotted over to the manager,
gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That
was fantastic, but I'm sorry. The sign clearly says
that whoever I hire has to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer
and proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with
various programs, produced a sample spreadsheet
and database, then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the
dog, "Hey, I realize that you are a very intelligent
applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're a dog
-- no way could I hire you."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the
window and pointed his paw at the words, "Equal
Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what
the sign says. But the sign also says you have to
be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Meow!!!"
