LOL that was a super abbreviated version XD
I can't really help you since I kind of suck at making them but maybe you could ask for someone here to make you one? I didn't make mine I asked and ended up with two people who made me one and then another one *who didn't make me one* actually made it so they switch between the two.
The only thing is the forum help area doesn't get a ton of traffic maybe try asking somewhere else. Maybe you can ask in the Fire Hydrant? It gets a lot of traffic and someone there would surely be ok with making one real quick. *NOTE: I don't think siggy requests are banned there but if they are they would at least move your thread to the right area
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