Best westboro story I have read to date!!

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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3616642

On Sunday, July 14, the Satanic Temple, a New York-based organization that seeks to foster "benevolence and empathy among all people" through Satan, performed a ritual called a "pink mass" at the Mississippi gravesite of Catherine Idalette Johnston, mother of WBC founder Fred Phelps Jr.

The aim? To "turn" the WBC founder's mom gay for all eternity.

"Upon completion of the pink mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston is now gay in the afterlife," notes the Satanic Temple website, which has the cheeky URL www.westboro-baptist.com. "Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay ... [and] if beliefs are inviolable rights, nobody has the right to challenge our right to believe that Fred Phelps believes that his mother is now gay."
 

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ROFLMAO.........hilarious!

And I wouldn't DARE challenge their right to believe Fred believes his mom is gay :rofl1:
 

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That's gold, right there :rofl1:

Oh, and the math questions got harder :eek:
 

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