Upon more thought, I sincerely apologize to the board about the ongoing situation.
It could only be my good friend, agent M, also known as agent C, or agent whatever the agent of the day might be..
I do hope he is learning a zillion things by following me around the internet. And please do not hold any hard feelings against him, he is only doing his job.
I assure you that I haven't noticed anything beyond the usual weird stuff. If you need anything, just give me a call and stop listening in on my boyfriend's cell phone. I would gladly donate some GSDs to the DEA or ATF.