Anyone who doesn't like back bacon is a big hoser. Take off eh.
Seriously.
I'm not a lumber jack
Or a fur trader
And I dont live in an igloo.
Or eat blubber
Or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada, Although I'm sure they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister not a President.
I speak English and French not American.
And I pronounce it about not "a-boot"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peackeeping not policing.
Diversity not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A touque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!
The 1st nation in hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Allison and I am Canadian!