Other times we get parents who park their kids in the dog toy section and browse the store while their darlings sit there for 30 minutes squeaking every toy they can get their hands on and trashing the displays.
We could park teenagers in the aisle while this goes on. It'd be a combination teenage abstinence/birth control + don't-get-a-puppy-til-later program. I can't imagine any sane adolescent wanting either a child or a potentially toy-squeaking dog after that
