ACK!
My dogs aren't lickers of people 'cause I put the kabosh on that just like the barking from day one.......but ooooooooooooooooooh how Orson licks his own parts! We'll be sitting on the couch watching a show, Orson will trot in, get comfy, and start cleaning his man parts!!!! *slurp, lick, slurp, lick* Nails on a chalk board!
I tell him just like I always told my children.........you can do that, it's natural and it belongs to you, but do it somewhere else 'cause nobody wants to see (or in this case hear) that!! LOL