How many dogs does it take to......

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

^^ hehe so true

LoL...If my Shih Tzu could talk, I can totally see him saying that. Spoiled little bugger!

How Many Dogs Does it Take To Screw in A Light Bulb?

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Chloe - why change a light bulb, when I can chase birds, squirrels and rabbits...

Corgi: I can't reach the lightbulb, but I'll happily bark loudly to make sure it doesn't leap out of the socket and attack you! WOOF! WOOF!

Australian Cattle Dog: I keep nipping this lightbulb's heels, but it hasn't gotten up and put itself in the socket yet! Is it stupid or something?

ROFLMAO! So true!

(This is also the standard procedure for balloons in the house.)

An Airedale would say. (Well all the ones I've known)

Answer 1
You want me to what? Did I bust the last one? Do I need a light bulb? No you flicked the switch and no I can see in the dark. Tell you what we will both go to the light bulb shop. Obviously passing the park, the pet shop and the butchers on the way. Then when we get back I will gladly climb the step ladder (when you are already balancing on top) just to check you are doing the job right.

Answer 2
Lets get this straight you've hidden 1 lb of sausages in a smell proof bag in this dark room 1.2.3. and we have light.

Dalmation: ... WHAT?! Someone, fix the lightbulb! They can't see my pretty spotted fur in the dark!

I've always loved this !!!! Too true !!

I always saw the GSD on lists like that saying "First, I'll secure the perimeter, then, when everyones outside I'll change the lightbulb."

ha!! these are great!!
how 'bout this one:

Cairn Terrier: Something's outta place!! what is it, what is it... ohh the light bulb!!! *barks at it for an hour*

My parents have a cairn terrier and that's how he is.

LMAO at your Cairn joke. Sooooooo true.

geez you made my lungs out..LOL

Sibe: "Lightbulb? Do we haz one? If nots, I can pullz one from the store and get it here in RECORD time!"

Lab: "Lightbulb? Who carez? Where's foodz? I can still countersurf in the dark!"

The whole joke makes me LMAO!

Hahaha that's a great joke, I'll definitely be passing that one around!

i am not good at thinking of jokes like the rest of you, but i do have some dog names to think of jokes for.

Saluki
shilon sheperd
pomerannian
bulldogs
xoloitzcuintli
westhighland terriors
Giant schnuazer
Chinsese shar-pi
berger picard
coton de tulear
caucasion ovcharka
beauceron
pug
brussels griffon(i think they look like little e woks)
eskimo spitz
samyeoids

Springer Spanial : you want me to fix the .......(zooooooom) ....light....(zooooom).......bulb.....(zooooooom)......... sorry to busy .......(zooooooom)

Ha, great list. And all so true
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